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Oh and this is posted via my samsung tablet. Whhhhhheeeeee

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V, I just saw a slideshow online titled "18 very sweary British words you need to use right now" and I am dying of laughter. I want to know if these words are actually used!



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Slow down. You're making us look bad. I started invoicing for sept today and got bored so went for walk around grounds instead !!!!! Need to upload intrastat for two clients and go through credit card statement

But tomorrow's another day.

Lying on sofa with D14 watching Jason Bourne do his thing eating crisps and Turkish delight and a smallish glass of vodka and coke. Life's good.

Your a human Dynamo lady V. Take care. Rd xxxx

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Originally Posted By: rd500
Jason Bourne do his thing eating crisps and Turkish delight and a smallish glass of vodka and coke.

Which Bourne movie has him doing that? I thought they were all action based? ;-)

Rd, it's important to have human dynamo's like V. otherwise we'd have no reason to feel guilty for kicking back and watching movies.


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My type may be hampered by the smlisb glass and perhaps a comma was needed

With lady V this world would be a much worse place. It's hard to imagine her berk of a H wouldn't cherish her instead of the cr@p he pulled. Still leaves the door open for a very lucky man if Vanillia decides that's what she wants.

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Just send Liam round tomorrow!

With a decent large glass of vino, a cheese board and a sassy walk.


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I'll have a word but I'm not sure he's good enough for you He's quite cranky once you get to know him and he smells funky too. !!!!!!

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Perhaps a comma or more Vodka, who knows. I do, both! :-)

Yep, there's a very lucky man out there, he doesn't know it yet but when the door opens and it will because they will both be ready, they are going to make one heck of a couple.


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Taken your advice Avanti. Oh , forgot the comma !!!!

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knocking shop for brothel
Piss artist for drunkard
Purple trouser snake for you guessed it right
Point percy at the porcelain for peeing if you are a guy
Snot bucket for scum bag OM or OW
Rumbling or rude smell for fart
Old fart for grumpy male over aged 70
Grapes for haemorrhoids
Bubbling for getting ready to pooh
Full to the bum for eaten too much

Go roar with laughter

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