WAS Script

[kara]

They are all reading the same book. Quick, we need to get our hands on it and destroy it!

How about?

The Selfish Line - I am living life for me.
The Deluded Line - I have been trying.
The Too Damned Sure Line- I know you love me but I don't feel
the same.
The "Did you just hear what you said" Line - You are the best
person I have ever known.
The Martyr of the Year Line- I know you would try to make it
seem all my fault. O.K. I am the bad guy.

The Classic LBS line - Huh?

[Serenity13]

Someone somewhere has a copy of this sacred book and we need to make it our mission to seek and destroy

[kara]

Mission accepted.

[Serenity13]

Same here

[newgal]

How about:

"I feel like I'm losing my best friend."

"I don't deserve you."

"Any guy would be lucky to have you."

"You will have no trouble finding someone else."


Gotta love it.

[mountain_west]

Might I add ...

"You've done everything perfectly."

"I wish I could do something about how I feel."

"It isn't anyone's fault, it just isn't working."

[Entangled]

I'll try to destroy the copy that's apparently been introduced at my house!

How about this one. "It's not you. I've just changed."

[mountain_west]

I almost forgot my favorite ...

"I don't know what it is that I need, but I know you aren't giving it to me."

[girlfromoz]

It is amazing how no matter where you are in the world they say the same things.

The other one I got was "I have too much respect for you, to keep not hurting you" and

"This really hurts me to walk away"

[eternaloptimist]

I love this thread and happy to contribute to the tome we're writing. How about...

"I love you and care about you deeply, I just don't love our relationship." This was the classic line I heard instead of ILYBNILWY. Several days later, "I don't love you anymore." Several days after that, "I still care about you." On the day he moves out, "I love you but I have to leave."

The classic corollary to the above, "I want you to find someone who will love you."

"I hold you responsible for my happiness and you haven't made me happy."

"I want to do the best thing for all of us, so I have to leave."

"You are a wonderful person, a wonderful mother, but our marriage didn't make me a better person. It made me a worse person."

Oh, and how could I forget this one: "Things between us can never change because the past predicts the future." What???

Any of these sound familiar?