Ok well child/man. S 16 had adopted h complaints, and spew. Mainly the one of needing to be thanked excessively. Now often I need him to do chores while I'm at work and I don't see him after school.
So I SMS, but often pls and thanks go out the window in the hurry. so he just won't do what is asked with out expecting before during and after praise. I have tried to say mate, in life you need to do without expectation. That a clean house and you picking up your things will be rewarded with me have more time and less nagging.
Now I've found a reward he likes. I know it's no kosher but he gets one alcoholic bevie, each week.
We seem to have hit week 3 without and griping.
So positive treat based rewards do not only work on dogs! Lol
Ponders getting him to beg or shake paws.
The reason why I do a bevie on a Monday, it's mummies reward as well for not screaming in frustration and dispear. As its a tough shift.
So to my version of a porch party, I had white roses on the table and a bottle of wine empty of course. S16 was his dads place for the weekend. House was relatively clean like there were guests.
Not one question asked by s nor even a single complaint, why did you waste money on roses/flowers I can't eat flowers!
the answer was going to be they were a gift.
So a joke Why does ms piggy douche with honey?
Cause kermit likes sweet and sour pork! Lol
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
You know, I have been enjoying all the jokes, but for jokes, I got----NOTHING!
I think I know two and I'm not even sure I can remember them.
But I'll give this one a try: --------------------------------
At the senior center, they are having a special dance for all the old folks. There's a live band, decorations, and lots of elderly people sitting around in chairs, some of whom are dancing.
Old Bill is sitting on the sidelines, very self-conscious about his particular affliction: He is missing an eye; an old war wound, and the VA is so cheap they only paid for a cheap, painted wooden eye instead of a more natural looking one.
Bill sees a woman sitting along the opposite wall who looks lonely.
She's a big gal, lots of hip action there! She has a sweet face, and she's tapping her toes to the music.
He figures he'll give it a shot because one thing he always loved to do was dance.
So he makes his way over to her side of the room and shyly asks: "Would you like to dance?"
She immediately jumps up and says: 'Would I? Would I?!!!!"
At which point Bill turns away, muttering to himself: "Fatass. Fatass...."
Hahahaha! Get it?
WOULD I ???? -------------------------
And THAT my dear DBing pals, is why I don't "tell jokes"!
--GGG
Me 54 Him 63 M 23 T 29 0 Kids Funny Farm of Rescues 12/12 OW-- 5/13 ILYBINILWY: A denied 9/13 Proof OW: ENDED 2/14 Got D papers on my BD I kicked him out for my sanity 9/14 He wants to "talk"?
S 16 has now pulled a sickie, I've hurt my wrist, I ache all over have a cold and want to throw up. I'm going to let all the hounds in to lie on my bed as I need at least one to make me bettera!
Did I miss any base in the excuse? Man flue any one? Anyone ?
Well looks like I want to work today, being home with that blerk. So better Do breaky, war paint and head off. Today, I had better remember my food. It's too expensive to keep buying it.
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
Before I left I got spew, verbal! Dumb useless, etc. all over fixing number plate on car. I asked him to do, he start lazy cow you should get off your own ar$e! Etc so let him spew and walked off. Whined about how rude I was to ask.
It got sorted, and later he came and tried to tell me, I couldn't do it.
Too late too bad so sad, all done, was the reply. His tune changed dramatically. I think he's sick again to stress, and while he didn't ask re bottle of wine flowers etc he was thinking and stressing by the spew.
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M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
Yeah, you had the day off school. You stayed home did your one chore seconds before I walk in door. I'm sick I worked I'm tired I'm cranky I'm I'm I'm I'm over everything.
You can't turn a singe light off, nor close the fogging doors or gates. I have a bad case of plom disease.
Kicks dirt hangs head! Mind reading, prophecising, jumping to conclusions and shoulding on me!
All a service offered free. Send me one of those crappy ow, I needs me a wife, I can treat her bad! (Ok so maybe not)
Pulls the Doona over head!
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
Ah the combined power thang. That's happened to me too. I now select all and copy if I need to look at something else whilst composing my masterpieces: then if it does vanish I can just paste it back.
All right then here's your joke.
Militant feminists; I take my hat off to them. They don't like that.
M: 57 / EW: 52 T: 21, M: 8 S: 18, S: 15 Bomb: 1 Jun 14 EA Aug 2014 I think PA Feb 2015 possibly sooner
