May the fleas,

[Ggrass]

Shrugs well I loooooovee shiney read expensive things.

It was the shiniest fake thing I could think of. Seriously thought princess went fake blonde diamonds arh fake rock

I think tho in some ways, my quirky fake is getting more believable. I feel fake but others like the men, could not see or feel it.

[Eatsma]

Men not knowing when we fake it?

Say it isn't so...

[Maybell]

LOL.

We really do need a like button around here.

[Eatsma]

LOL -

I've thought that, too Maybell.

[Ggrass]

Yes I know, insert rolling eyes here!

But no one can tell if your sick, well happy or sad unless you tell them or show them with

Anyone?


Actions!

Walk the walk, talk the talk.

The other girls thought I was up, they even comment. Truly.


Work used to cause me huge anxiety after it all hit the fan, I could hardly speak without gagging. Some days I vomitted up to 5 times a day, had migraines and upset stomach. . I felt Nekid and exposed, as h said he told everyone! I had nightmares and woke up thinking I was in h house or h was at my bedside. I ate nothing and existed on about 5 million cups of coffee per day. When I went to hospital, I could not drive myself. I had to get s16 to, they almost wanted to lock me in. I was mentally all over the shop.

So my program to recover was, I force my self to wave to regulars in the distance walking past. I greet them all. I make a point of saying hello and chatting. Some found it confronting and you could see not happy with it, but they have gotten used to it.

Some actually wave first, and have some who will now only come to me. They refuse a fast exit to spend time with moi!

The jokes have been recent, it has really helped lighten the mood of every one.

[Ggrass]

Sooooooooo blonde jokes,

What's a blondes fave bread?








Humper-per-nickel!

Oh very norty gg!
Suns out, it Friday, wishing the wind would flog off tho.
It will make the people mental. Sigh

[Oxford1]

A basement full of blondes is a whine cellar!

So feel free to add your own joke. I love clever jokes.

I offer I chocolate frog for the best one.

I heard this joke, but instead of Blondes it was Woman of my religion, from the are known as long giland!

As an aside my WAW is a Blonde..hence another reason this Israeli SKum is attracted to her...

[Oxford1]

So a Newly Wed-Couple from Appalachia are before the County Judge.

The Judge asks the husband; Son why are you before me filing for divorce from your wife.

The Husband replies; Well Your Honor, You see it goes like this, on our wedding night I found out she is a Virgin a 20 year old Virgin!

The Judge with a look of bewilderment on his face asks the husband: Son What is wrong with that you should be proud of her.

Nuh UHH replies the husband, If she Ain't good enough for her daddy she aint good enough for me!!

[Ggrass]

That's good, nothing like being the white sheep in a black sheep family!

So did you hear about the blonde with a degree in psychology?



She'll blow your mind as well!!!

Surely there are more jokes out there? And more people who can choose to retrain your habits.

[Ggrass]

I'm pondering if some of the men could advise if this is ok?

I've been pondering the blokes last night, their thing about me being cool quality chicky etc.

I was thinking of a standard nice line to decline any offer that maybe coming or come, one I could use over and over just tweaking if needed.

Maybe Im sorry but think you might have to qualify? (Jokey tone light hearted type banter)
It's still ruminating, it might come later.

Would that offend you as a bloke?
See my h everything offended him and was a deal breaker, so varied options are very welcome.