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You didn't find the MLC card ?

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"Roses are red.
violets are blue;
They'll need dental records to properly ID you."


Oh wait...that is the card for the OM. wink

Awe...such a big sweetie-pie Grit getting her a card and all that chick stuff. : )



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Hold the phones Chuck!

I just got a great money making idea...

I don't know but I think the cards would have a lot of f@cking profanity in them!

My Dearest F@ck-tard...

To my wonderful A$$hat...

For my loving B-terd on this special day...



Just sayin...


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I LOVE it...

but if you knew me at all you knew I would.



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Nah.....

On the cover, it says.....


LOOK INSIDE

When you open it, it says....



NO REALLY, LOOK INSIDE

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Originally Posted By: J3B
Awe...such a big sweetie-pie Grit getting her a card and all that chick stuff. : )


I can't respond to this I am late for my mani-pedi appointment!


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Hey how about MLC birthday card:

COVER
So you're turning another year older...

Look on the bright side...

INSIDE

Emotionally you're only 15!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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You write like me, you talk like me.

Then you do this:

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mani-pedi appointment




You're like the female version of me. : )



"Happy Birthday to you, today is all about you!"

Inside:

"Not much different than the other 264 days in your Fukced up head!"

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mani-pedi appointment


I only know about these because they use to show up on my credit statement....


4 times a month.

Sheeesh!


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LMAO!!!

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