Next one is a 29 year old from the Philippines....another Assemblies of God lady She writes about her previous marriage "I set him free with no anger." and her profile says "widow"...OOOH. I don't wanna know!
OMG, now we've got a 26 year old from Phoenix who wants to know what's behind my adorable smile...among other things and then gave me all her numbers. I could be her freakin' father! I'm losing words here...I'm goin' down. POF is starting to look like the promised land lol.
here are some more profile gems from my personal collection:
I am Chinese lady looking for a man with similar condition.
If you’ve fallen and on the way down hit every branch on the ugly tree, don't get nasty if I don't reply.
On a typical Friday night I’m talking to the dead.
Please have a photo without a girlfriend whose face is painted black.
Dating is a form of ritualistic courtship consisting of social activities engaged in by two people with the aim of assessing their suitability as partners in an intimate relationship. While the term has several meanings, it usually refers to the act of meeting in public and engaging in some mutually agreed upon social activity as a couple...and meeting for coffee just won’t get you laid.
Kinky means I'm open to interesting things, not that I'll fcuck you just because you cross my path.
Please do not comment on my ethnicity or looks. I know I’m Asian and I do own a mirror.
You are a man who recognizes that running shoes do not go with all your outfits.
No cheap cologne. Old Spice makes me gag.
Please respect my desired age range. And no I won't "try" you because you're younger and “think” you can last longer.
Please (and I said please), no more naked pic's! They're all starting to look the same and I don’t really believe they are you anyway.
You are not superfacial.
If the extent of your conversation is “how big are your boobs” or” I would do you” please move on.
Looking for someone that knows how to inhale and exhale.
Dating is a form of ritualistic courtship consisting of social activities engaged in by two people with the aim of assessing their suitability as partners in an intimate relationship. While the term has several meanings, it usually refers to the act of meeting in public and engaging in some mutually agreed upon social activity as a couple...and meeting for coffee just won’t get you laid.
Amy Farrah Fowler from the Big Bang Theory show. This is something she would have written in her blog!
This is something she would have written in her blog!