Bahaha, good one ganb8te, I like a good boob joke lol! gg, no doubt there is truth somewhere in the 'stories' but don't let them be your 'truth' do and believe what YOU want, ahhh, not making any sense, just block out the stuff that is important to you, do what gg wants and needs
Well today that's tissues for the snotty nose and sleep as last night was crapola.
It's a confused day. My original gaol was to stand for one year. I have till end of jan. that changes day to day. I went to a big political dinner in may on the gc, and met the attorney general and few other nice senators.
There is another big political function in August. I'm going I bought a ball gown and all. It will be nice to have drinks shouted with my tax payer funded $. Although if I can't afford a motel, I have to drive back home that night so not too many bevies for me.
And another blonde joke... What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
Divorcee! Lol....
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
Man I love blonde joke, I think most of the ow are fake blondes they do seem to ave the mind set.
Well take force wind, nice! Snotty nose and long shift at work. Weather warnings in place. Work will be busy, due to people wanting to be inside out if the weather.
Sun is out both mentally and outside. I'm not sure why yesterday was crap, but nice to see a brand new day and all it may bring.
Must get sorted out for work and install full war paint, aka make up. I now feel Nekid without it.
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
Ok so now it's a sunny side up for the dwag! The newest dog aka as the new boy friend (well they let you cut his man bits off legally to stop him cheating right?) has now managed to counter surf aka as bench top surfing and levitated yet another fried egg on toast.
He can reach the centre of any bench or table with his long elegant and sticky tongue, and thus he gets the toast plus it's egg on top and slowly carefully sneaks that bloody thing into his waiting mouth.
Arh well the weight loss has slowed down, so he's just protecting my figure. I do laugh at why he's called the new bf, we dubbed him that as h said another dog would be a deal breaker, when together!
Maybe h is not mlc but crazeeeeeeee! Who is jealous of a dog?
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
Ok, so the mediator said h made his single app. It's in early September. awesome. It means I can do separation agreement and property. Lets hope it's quick and painless.
So far he's still nc, which is making my attitude really great.
Today I was happier but the whole cold thing got me down by the time i got to work. So roll on day. By my lunch I was getting very flat!
2 coffees soon fixed it, so I decided jokes would be tonight's theme. So it turned into joke fest. One of my queen mates came in and loved the air bag! So he told me tonight's joke of the night, by the end the security guard was trading me joke for joke on each lap of the store. Oldies but goodies.
Then some mere males came in I think blondes they were mucking around. His mate was heckling him, she's one awesome chicky babe! Get her number!
So technically someone who not 6mo ago was mentally ill and an emotion dessert was hit on by complete strangers! No creepy ones but nice wholesome looking men.
The queens joke was a really hit sooooooooo,
What is the definition of a frenzie?
2 lesbians outside a fish shop! Pokes out tounge, so ner folks you can spread the love without even feeling like it.
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
Just in case some of you missed the point in me giving you the whole day blow by blow.
It shows how powerful you can be and what you can create. I created the men hitting on me, my awesome attitude was hanging out and well and truly flapping in today's wind.
I was being me, I was joking and have a great time. I created, well with the help of 2 coffees and a swift kick up my own a$$ a nice place at work.
In fact one bloke came in and said how great you have this happy mood and can share it.
See I didn't have a happy mood I have a cold I was flat annoyed and cranky pants, but I got a 2 carat cubic zirconia attitude and every one bought cookies! And lapped up crumbs.
Sorry to mm, Cookies are really her thang!
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26
