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my face is actually drooping from the weight of the snot

hahahhahahaha TMI but still hahahaha
yucky!


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Hope you feel better soon, fig. Try and get some rest this weekend. And notice I did say TRY. I understand you are busy but take a lot breaks when you can.

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glad my head congestion can give you all smiles!!!

I went to sign a pass for someone today and had to rip it up as i dripped all over it

my the kids are impressed

and

today

i won over my journalism class

i accidentally swore

and

they had an assignment where they had to look through my bag and ask a questiona dn then write an article about me

i thought I cleaned out all my "girl" stuff but
there it was
tampon
so i ditched it in the garbage without missing a beat and the kids thought I was hysterical

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Fig..

I wish I was a kid in your class.

I bet it is so much fun. I bet it's a blast.

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well..

its always intersting!!!!

i happen to be a little spazzy and i can't seem to stay on topic

i'm sure they have drugs for that but it keeps the kids on their toes

and.....

i got my first request out

one of the boys said to me "since I'm hot can I get a little leeway on this assignment?"

and

i said
"if I found HS boys hot...which is pretty impossible since boys are gross and men are where its at...I would totally say yes but I think boys are nasty so nope...no leeway."

then he said
"if I said you were hot could I get some leeway?"
and
i said

shameless flattery will get you everywhere
ingenuity will get you further so yes...some leeway...instead of -5 points, I will give you -4!!!!

then he said I was cool and asked if I wanted to go fishing with him sometimes

(awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

I said
heck no
boys are gross

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i mewan intersting and i meant the correct spelling on anything else i mispelled

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Hey, fig--

another one bites the dust!

welcome to the Banned by Phil club!


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I think we should get t-shirts or something

he is like the soup nazi on Seinfeld

only

I don't really want bitter stew!!!



NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!

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Hahah I was just going to post to you fig and ask about your new best friend in MLC! lol

sheesh! some people dont take constructive advice too well do they now?
Its too bad too, cause really when I look back the people that gave me advice that at the time I did not want to hear- turned out to be the most solid and by far the best to get me through!


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what sucks monkey bottoms is the fact that he is giving out such wrong information

i picture him all crazed like a lunatic banging his fist soemwhere saying

bam
you are done
no help from you
onto the next

and
for someone who claims to be in school, he sure can't write worth a holy hand grenade!!!

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