[KarenMarieS]

Hahhahaha too funny Jilly, poor Beth, poor poor Bethie

Have a nice time C2!

[qoe100]

Appreciate the collection and bake sale offers, though very sporting of ya all.

Hey, what can I say, I'm just a do-gooder and Jooooolie's a people pleaser. We do what we can to help the downtrodden, right, Joolie?

[BethM]

C2 as always I'll keep you in my prayers. Heck I'll keep you all in my prayers. For your FYI, I don't NEED a man let alone pay a man.

..and C2, just this afternoon you were sniffing around trying to get me to have coffee with you until these Bumbos (yeah I meant to type BIMBOS so what of it) came here running their mouths. I'm human and I bleed like everyone else but don't waste your tears on me it's roo late for that now!! Besides, who needs you, I am a winner. That's right I have overheard people many times saying just that, "Boy, she's a winner!" So I will take my pride and my 5 (count em Jill) lipsticks and get my own damn Starbucks, because I my friends have a gift card.

So you see collecting quarters or holding a bake sale is not necessary, but Julie if you do want to bake, I accept all varieties of baked goods. Just sayin'.

I will go from here to find my true friends........I have lots......and they are winners as well!

Elizabeth

[qoe100]

Oh brother....thinking she mistook "sinner" for "winner." Poor thing, I think she's drinking again.

[Committed2Him]

That's right I have overheard people many times saying just that, "Boy, she's a winner!"

Love it, I get to go to sleep with a smile on my face for the first time in... man, I don't know how long! (sad, very sad but I'll take whatever kinda smile I can get)

Oh brother....thinking she mistook "sinner" for "winner." Poor thing, I think she's drinking again.

Jill, she's your client, take care of her hearing needs!



(Pssst, Bethie, It's all a ploy. I'm trying to throw off the competition, make em think I'm not interested, get them over confident and then I can blindside them, sweep ya off your pole before they know what's happening! I almost let the cat outta the bag by spilling my guts about the Starbucks Stroll, must make a mental note to be more careful about telling my fantasies around here. )

[inspiredjulie]

So... I just posted the funniest post and then before I finished, my power went out and it was lost. So I doubt I'll be as funny twice in a row. I told Bethie and she said that was God punishing me... but really, hasn't He punished me enough? Afterall, He did introduce us.

And for that I am thankful!!! Now back to my roast...

Elizabeth, is this the best you've got???

I don't NEED a man

Babe, need and want are 2 different things... we've been thru this.

I'm human and I bleed like everyone else but don't waste your tears on me it's roo late for that now!!

Did I just hear a little Scooby Doo in your voice?? Or are you eating bonbons while you type again??? Just askin'.

I am a winner. That's right I have overheard people many times saying just that, "Boy, she's a winner!"

Ok... a couple of thoughts here. 1. You are a winner... you really take the cake. 2. were they saying 'winner' while they had their fingers and thumbs in the shape of L's on their foreheads? Important details, my dear.

I will go from here to find my true friends........I have lots......and they are winners as well!

Well, If Jilly is right and you are referring to 'sinners'... YOU'RE IN LUCK! b/c I'll fit right in!!!

As far as the baking goes... I'll be happy to send you baked goods... So, now my friend, a Starbucks toast to you: 'Cheers to you, friend, so full of dignity and class that you really clean up the gutter you come from'

Love ya!

[inspiredjulie]

Hi C2H...

Thanks for letting me hijack... Hope it's ok by you!?!

[Committed2Him]

A good catfight is always welcome in the midst of my "deep" philosophical ponderings

[Fender]

More like a cat skinning. LOL

[BethM]

Hey Fender,

You don't have to be concerned this has become a sport with us and survival of the fittest!