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My last thread title made me think of this Bowie song so I thought....why not?????

Bowie rules!!!!

And

LSS got 5(!!!!!) citations on Friday...

here's the scoop

he is retarded and lives in one of those extended stay hotel rooms. he has to leave work on fridays to pay the "rent" there some time between 12 and 2. If he paid a onetimefee of $45, he could pay on Sat.and not have toput in 2 hours of PTO every week but somehow he doesn't have the money.

Anyway

he worked out some cockeyed deal with his boss that he could leave on Fridays if hecame in one Sat a month and helped out with the events going on.

so he leaves on Friday supposidly to pay his rent and comesback to work 5 hours later.

it seems as though a state trooper stopped him for expired tabs (May) and while checkinh his license, found that it was suspended. He asked him for proof of insurance (nope) and then spied a pinchy in the ashtray. A quick search of the car revealed a baggie of pot and a pipe

so

driving with a suspended license
non current tabs
no insurance
possession
paraphenilia

what an assclown!!!!

(add to this that he still hasn't transferred the title of said car into his name and that it is obviously in the impound)

now...here's the whole karmic justice in the situation

about 2 years ago...his "best friend...going to be the best man in his wedding and also thecrackho's fiance" was pulled over, one night, with LSS in almost the exact same sort of situation...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

all I care about is that he doesn't get fired!!! I like that he has to pay me and provide insurance forme and the Hardys!!!!

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(snort)

nope...he is tall and bald (well last time I saw him he was trying to grow his hair out long like a hippie wannabe to impress baby crackho but when he called and wanted to come back, I was told that he shaved it again)

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I was thinking that too...but thenI reminded myself that I might have noticed the difference between them (maybe...I might be giving LSS too much credit!!!!) ;\)

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OML Figgy - makes you wonder how much love covers at the time eh ;\)

You sound good today tho! \:\)


....Understand, that I can't, not be what I am
I'm not the milk, and Cheerios in your spoon
~ Avril Lavigne ~
..."Nobody's Fool"...

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There were lots of things that love covered and the cold hard light of realty threw the blanket off of!!!

Yikes!!!


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Sure you were...


"I made the wall of shadow draw back,
beyond desire and act, I walked on.

Oh flesh, my own flesh, woman whom I loved and lost,
I summon you in the moist hour, I raise my song to you."
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OMG - what an assclown.

He takes the prize.

So much more fun talking about facial creams and such.

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oil of olay all the way baby!!!

they have some special stuff for eyes and all that but I use the serum (not the lotion...serum)

you can buy it everywhere and costco has the best deal (if you have costcos there)

and

I just bought red lipstick!!! Yowza...I will try it out later this week and let you know how it goes!!!!!

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Next time you meet a guy that you think is tall, bald, and adorable ... ask him if he is driving with a suspended license while you look to see if he has non current tags. Then ask to see his insurance so you will know it is safe to be in his possession while wearing certain paraphenilia.

If that discussion makes his eye start to twitch or his forehead start to sweat, he may not be Mr.Right, unless you are looking for Mr.RightNow.

Knowing what you know now, don't you feel a lot better every time you look in the mirror, every time you get in your new car, and every time you think about being able to provide for the kids? We struggle so badly in the beginning of our journey to see how blessed we are in spite of life's twists and turns.

Your blessings should be getting very very clear after hearing the latest update. I guess the real question eventually becomes "why is anyone telling you this, except for laughs, and do you really need updates in the future?"


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