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Leave it to Jeff Foxworthy..
#1184423 09/01/07 02:34 AM
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...as quoted in the September 2007 Reader's Digest:

"You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts."

NOW he tells us.
Re: Leave it to Jeff Foxworthy..
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Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

-- Woody Allen
Re: Leave it to Jeff Foxworthy..
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"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"

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