Sparky just telepathically told me that I should clarify what I'd said above. The wedding is going to happen, but Sparky doesn't want a hairy legged doodler to be the flower girl.

Sparky can have a commanding presence when he wants to tighten the screws. I was going to ask him if he'd feel differently if I shaved my legs, but I kind-of get the idea that wouldn't really change anything.