Disney it seems has lied to me about many things, especially the random woodland creatures who help with the dusting. Which I'm about to get to here on a Saturday. So perhaps abandoning the prior theme is appropriate.
Anyone who has known me for any length of time will become aware that I am somewhat of a "nautical cove" or to paraphrase from BlackAdder "Yes! Well, he's a sort of wet fish."
In recognition of my upcoming trip to Madrid, I encourage you to join me in this rollicking old tune. Drinking rum while doing so is optional. Sadly in my house the rum has been all gone since this past Christmastide when it is mixed with chicken milk. Those who get those references have been following along far far far too long.
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies, Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain; For we have received orders For to sail to old England, But we hope in a short time to see you again.
(Chorus:) We'll rant and we'll roar, like true British sailors, We'll range and we'll roam all on the salt seas; Until we strike soundings In the Channel of old England, From Ushant to Scilly 'tis thirty-five leagues.
We hove our ship to, with the wind from sou'west, boys, Then we hove our ship to, for to strike soundings clear; 'Twas 45 fathoms with a white sandy bottom So we squared our main yard And up channel did steer
So the first land we made, it is called the Deadman, Next Rame Head off Plymouth, Start, Portland, and Wight; We sailèd by Beachy, By Fairly and Dungeness, And then bore away for the South Foreland light.
Now the signal it was made for the Grand Fleet to anchor All in the Downs that night for to meet; Let go your shank painter, / Let go your cat stopper See clear your shank painters, Haul up your clewgarnets, let tack and sheets fly
Now let every man take off his full bumper, And let ev'ry man drink off his full glass; We'll drink and be jolly And drown melancholy, And here's to the health of each true-hearted lass.
And yes - I actually know most of those nautical terms. Yarrr.
Not sure if I'll have a fire tonight in my fire pit or watch the Disney Treasure Island, Muppet Treasure Island or Hornblower with Gregory Peck. Theoretically on my tablet I could do fire and movie. Hmmm. I "am" unsupervised.
On BD H52, W50 T27, M26 S21, D23 BD-9-Mar-16 D-15-Jan-18 Final-19-Apr-18 I am a storyteller. The story may do you no good. But a story is never for the listener. It is always for the one who tells