Okay, Wii, I'll take a shot. Pay attention. But you might need a lobotomy when I'm done.

Here's the girlspeak for that sh!t:

I want a relationship. I'm just not sure if any of you losers are going to qualify. I was hurt too bad before. I don't want to wind up having sex with you and then find out that you need a damn maid and laundress. So show me first. Then I might tell you the truth.

Oh, and BTW, I might not do any of that crap for you in the long run anyway, so make sure you know how to take care of your damn self.

"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein