The ranch is an easy answer...it is his favorite food. Yes, in his world it is a food. Other things are merely vehicles for the ranch: vegetables, french fries, pizza, etc.

And I am pretty handy since we've done a bunch of remodeling projects over the years. I can change out light fixtures, plumbing fixtures, outlets, install laminate flooring, tiling, painting, removing wallpaper, etc. Hey, I just changed out my tires the day before! So everyone is allowed the occasional mistake. And once I buy a new plug I will fix the extension cord.

If you love somebody, set them free.
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