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"you're too short"
"I never loved you, not even when we got married"
"you clean the house before taking a shower in the morning"
"you didn't push me enough"
"you remind me of an ape" accompanied with ape noises and arm pit scratching
"you ruined my life"
"I'm tired of faking it"

and my all time favorite "stop talking so fast, I get all confused and forget my lies"

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I also liked "I'm supposed to be unhappy just because I took a vow?" Oh, and don't forget, "nobody planned for this to happen" an oldie but a goodie!


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"You did nothing for me"


That was actually a tough one to hear. Cause he never really told me what he wanted. He always acted like he had to do everything himself.

Although, I'm pretty sure it was being a better housewife. He got so happy when I cleaned.


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Jjb, I always thought that your H may just be kid's father's (KF) long-lost twin. They have to be genetically related somehow.

Mine was 'What have you ever done for me?'

Cooked and ate fish every day (he loves them; I don't). Gave up promotions at work. Stayed home to look after kid. Yada yada blah blah blah. Millions of other insignificant stuff.

And didn't expose them to their colleagues even though they have been spreading rumours about me.

Hmmmm.... So what was his question again?


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As a wise fish once sang,"Just keep swimming!"

It's no use to go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
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Originally Posted By: RosaLinda


and my all time favorite "stop talking so fast, I get all confused and forget my lies"


RL, you've got to be kidding me!!!


You can call me Dory/ Grl.

As a wise fish once sang,"Just keep swimming!"

It's no use to go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
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Originally Posted By: RosaLinda


and my all time favorite "stop talking so fast, I get all confused and forget my lies"


RL, you've got to be kidding me!!!



Yeah!

Got this too........

As in "I had the story sorted until you spoke them the real truth."

But I prefer yours.

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Loving this stroll down memory lane sharing all the crazy rationalizations from our crazy exes. Hearing this crap hurt so much at the time, but is hilarious now. I wish DB had a "like" button smile

V and JJB, it was so nice to actually meet you.


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BD 12/09
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Wow. I read through these responses, and you just can't make this stuff up!

Rosalinda, you are a lovely woman and I was happy to meet you. For me the only good thing I can say that came out of this experience is meeting so many wonderful people who have shared in and truly understand my experiences.

We are lucky to live in an amazing world in which we have the tools and technology that has made it possible for us us to develop friendships and relationships with strangers from all over the world ( not to mention the strangers who are practically neighbors smile )

So many wonderful possibilities are offered to us that I never imagined.


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Originally Posted By: Vanilla
We weren't rejected by our spouses, we were clearly truly faulty folks who

Bought the wrong bacon
Served Apple Juice
Cooked evil shaped pasta
Kissed badly (recent discovery)
Didn't keep our closest clean and tidy
Were too short
Weren't Russian
Wouldn't go skinny dipping with Doodler
Put on weight even if ill
Had an irritating cough
Put dirty dishes in the dishwasher
Had a sick cat that looked at them funny
Wore blue our least favourite colour
Cut our hair
Played golf or didn't play golf
Wouldn't hand over all our cash
Handed over all our cash and are now broke


Oh and married an entitled soD who accidentally went wayward or wants to go wayward.

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V, you know I'm guilty of more than one of these. But you should expand my faults to gaining weight while pregnant (did that three times, can you believe it!),and undercooking the broccoli. But I'm getting a beautiful new closet system installed in December, you should come see it! In fact, everyone is invited!



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I would love to come see your closet, Sunny!

An JuJU- Girls night out, let's do it!

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