Well since we haven't had a board party in quite a while Lis and I thought tonight looked like as good a time as any. Lis has the music covered and I'll supply the booze. Everyone is invited but you have to contribute something. What's your specialty?
Oh come on everybody has a specialty!
I'll bring a 7 layer mexican dip with homemade tortilla chips IF you provide me with some alcohol, something mixed and fruity..your choice...
I'll bring the food.
Beer please.
Ah mixed and fruity...just like you! I love bean dip but I hope it doesn't give anybody gas. That would be nasty!
Oh I didn't mean me! I never have gas. I'm like a delicate little flower!
What are you bringing Brig?
Ok, you know what I want. Hmmmm, what can I bring to the party??? Food and booze are covered...music is covered...Beth will be the entertainment on her slippery pole...why, I don't think there's anything left.
I do so hate to arrive empty handed. I guess I can go down to the corner and see if I can wrangle up any party peeps...
SE
i got pies and misc desserts
and
i want a bulldog please
heavy on the irish
I had to have BB call her mom (sad sack can't call long distance...whatever...so she calls and has to leave a message but that bitchtard could call back...spoke to ehr daughter for 4 mins according to my phone timer and 2 of those were her telling her 5 year old to stop talking because she had to get back to "doing what she was doing")
so i need a stiff one
please
UH UH we don't need anymore of your recommendations. So far we have been dip and F O O D ??????. Why don't you bring your dummy? No not your H. You told me that you were a ventriloquist remember?
but napoleon dynamite is on an he is dancing
gotta love jamaraque
lissie is that on the turntable tonight????
SO who is the MIXOLOGIST for tonight?
So for my girl Bethie! thank you for GERL!
WE are
Happy People
A stiff one coming up! Just promise me that you won't be so loaded that you would get on the phone and call her Mom a F*cktard or dumbtard or whichever one of those warm and fuzzy names you refer to her as!
SAD
don't forget the Box of wine
i will refrain
i did this weekend, right cookie
no jail time for me!!!
Makes you want to get your groove on doesn't it?
Hey fig, you bring any of that custard pie you make?
Oh I didn't mean me! I never have gas. I'm like a delicate little flower!
Aaah yes, I don't have gas either. And I never sweat in unattractive ways. I mist...
HAHAHA...Sadeyez....Lis remembered that you love your wine from a box!
OK so I have a party story.........
This is about ex and his bachelor party. His friends got him so drunk and put him on a train to Phili the day before the wedding. Too bad he didn't stay there!
I'm just speechless.
SE
Ok, Lissie, I'm bringing 2 boxes...one for me and one for the party.
SE
You mist huh? Did you hear that Sadeyez? lwb mists just like me....
(PSST come closer. Here's a little secret. Sadeyez schvetz like a pig ...yea like a pig I tell ya)
OMG girls don't start
The "PROM"
Queen is on her best behavior
hahaha
I'm always on my best behavior.....haven't you noticed?
i spit my drink all over
that was so funny
but you are right bethie
at least you got a crown from it
and
here i did it for nothing all those years!!!!
Where is JULES?
Ok any songs that you would like to hear
AND OMG
not i will survive
THO will throw down the head phones and pick up the Mic for some karaoke
you know it
i told you that dance song
and
how about some femmes
and
some higher ground
and
busta move!!!!
(is that my ringback tone now)
I have arrived. Fashionably late. But still got the bestest outfit. Cuz I'm Barbie!
Malibu Beach Barbie
HAHAHA...Sadeyez....Lis remembered that you love your wine from a box!
Awww, she did, didn't she? See, someone cares, Beth. Someone really cares...
And I'm gonna share mine with her.
SE
I brought this fab Peach Pizza. Had it the other night and got the recipe. It is to die for (and seasonal! - ok, that's the Martha Stewart in me). And since it's just a peachy party - I mixed up a batch of Fuzzy Navels.
ENJOY!
Barb
How about the ringtone my daughter has for me on her phone? "Back that A$$ up"
Well then what about Pink? "who Knew" or some Maroon5
. Sadeyez schvetz like a pig ...yea like a pig I tell ya)
Listen, you pole climbing gas spurting queen of the beans...I heard they were gonna start tapping you for ethanol!
SE
Lis:
I love the new song "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay. I play it endlessly. I think it is out universally but who knows. Sometimes its one of those "Canadian only" things.
Do you know it?
Barb
well I nevah! Although I do like queen of the beans!
Gotta go make a phone call to Ken. Be back soon.
Barbie
So this is casual and all but what's everybody wear to a board party?
well I nevah! Although I do like queen of the beans!
Oh sure you have! Remember when you...oh never mind. Don't wanna spill all your secrets.
SE
So this is casual and all but what's everybody wear to a board party?
Checkers lol.
Ok, corny but who cares?
SE
Greatttttt
I just got the invite! I was taking a nap! its early here!
sooo what are you serving?
SO who is the MIXOLOGIST for tonight?
Do you watch BB Lissie??
Cold play rocks
yes i have heard of it nice choice UM back that ASS up my get us banned!
But I LIKEY
I am wearing a pink T shirt that has hello Kitty on it and with an AFro and she is making the peace sign
And my Pj Pants, and socks
I am bringing SEXY back
AIIIGT
Hi chicki Marie nice of you to wakey for the partay
no I don't watch BB.
i like you and your hand by pink
it makes me laugh
how about lets get retarded by the black eyed peas
Love that song!!
Just added it to my ipod the other day.
wearing? still my shorts and tank top. Barefoot and ..... well barefoot
um
sweats
and i am making rice pudding so probably i will end up wearing some of that too
Black eyed peas
heehee
hear that TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So this is casual and all but what's everybody wear to a board party?
Checkers lol.
Ok, corny but who cares?
SE
You mean on your ta ta's?
SAD thanks for sharing
Never had wine from a box, I can't wait.
We need booze music
and where are the boys?
sheesh
Oh Jill will be by ands she'll ptobably bring some of her regulars.
The boys never come to the parties ;( - it usually ends up as a girls slumber party- very Sandra Dee-ish
I got the hot wings.Gotta have hot wings with beer.
I have on flannel pooh jammie bottoms and a Gators tee.With green socks with pinguins on them.
I'm bringing sexy back too.
Look up and listen to "So What", Pink's new song. LOVE IT!
Oh Jill will be by ands she'll ptobably bring some of her regulars.
Yup, I'm here now....
And.........I've got Dirk, Spike and Bruce with me. Best 3 of all the Chippendale's!!!
SE, you'll share with me, woncha??? Pleeeeeze?????
Hey try the bean dip........lwb made it
So this is casual and all but what's everybody wear to a board party?
Checkers lol.
Ok, corny but who cares?
SE
You mean on your ta ta's?
Yes and being the crafty girl I am, I added some sparkly tassles to them. I can make you a pair for your pole if you like.
SE
when my brother student taught in england he brought me back socks that looked like the british flag
i wore them until they had holes in them!!!
i love funky socks
Hi!!!!
OMG!
Checkers. Ha ha.
Aiiiiight, LISSIE!?!?!? THAT right there was too much. SSHHhhhhhhhi...
I am bringing some kahlua and cream and coca cola... to mix some yummy drinks up. If you want an extra kick just add some vodka. Like a coke float with kahlua.... mmmmmm.
I love the layered dip. YUM.
SAD thanks for sharing
Never had wine from a box, I can't wait.
We need booze music
and where are the boys?
sheesh
I'm sayin'!!
SE
shoot we were suppose to bring something? well I helped lwb make the dip, yup, i did
I had never heard the term mixologist till I started watching Big Brother this season - i dont get out much tho
nice checkers SE
SAD thanks for sharing
Never had wine from a box, I can't wait.
We need booze music
and where are the boys?
sheesh
I'm sayin'!!
SE
Isn't that unamerican????
Oh Jill will be by ands she'll ptobably bring some of her regulars.
SE, you'll share with me, woncha??? Pleeeeeze?????
Oh you know it, Barb! I only brought white though...hope you don't mind.
I have to make a run now...pick up my D from work and take her home and stop for a new box of vino.
See ya in a taddy! And not with my baby daddy!
SE
YAY F21 AKA as Shimmy!
You brought the DRINK
awwwwwww it makes me miss you, and I loved stealing sips of your drink
nice checkers SE
Shake shake shake, shake your checkers, shake your checkers...oh shake shake shake...
SE
Oh Jill will be by ands she'll ptobably bring some of her regulars.
SE, you'll share with me, woncha??? Pleeeeeze?????
Oh you know it, Barb! I only brought white though...hope you don't mind.
I have to make a run now...pick up my D from work and take her home and stop for a new box of vino.
See ya in a taddy! And not with my baby daddy!
SE
I was ME, not Barb....asking you to share!!!
Started a little early, huh?
See ya in a taddy! And not with my baby daddy!
Sheeeeeeeeeit you ain't lyin'
THE Drink. hee hee.
Sigh. I miss YOU, LBBC!!!!
Um Holding with a 6 oz sinker
Um Holding with a 6 oz sinker
In "boy terms" is that really only 3 oz?
Lissie, I love me that song!!!
I love that song as well and that's a great video.
Hey f21 good to see you!
Yeah, I like that video... Pink.. So What. Hadn't seen it before. Love the riding lawnmower. Why didn't I think of that when I didn't have a car? lol.
6oz. sinker is all Lissie. She waits for bait.
Hey Bethie!!!! Thanks! Good to see YOU!!
oh my
my rice pudding sounds super dull
looks like I am making a baileys float
yummmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmm.... did I hear somebody say 'paaaaaartaaaay'????
Sign me up and shoot a stiff drink down the bar for me.
oh my
my rice pudding sounds super dull
looks like I am making a baileys float
yummmmmmmmmmmmm
Not to worry. I brought tootsie roll pops and if you dunk them in wine, they're yummy!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Julius! Their's my hard drinking Sister girl now! Almost all of the gang is here now.
I say almost because there are a couple (well more than a couple)of girls here that I wish were around. They could use a laugh...couldn't we all?
heyyyya ladies...
such a lucky coincidence to swing by before the bar is closed! I've missed it!!
Bethie... when you're around, NO BODY's lacking for laughs...
I LOVE rice pudding, fig!
Tootsie pops are yummmmmy though too. In red wine, qoe?
JULES!!!!!!!! Hi! How about a lemon drop for you?
JUUULES did you hear me?
I know you did hussy, trying to play shy!
i love me a good party
i am making custard rice pudding actually
yummmmmmmmmmm
its delicious
but non alcoholic
Joooolie, bout time you got here. I was wondering who was gonna help get Beth off the floor.
f21... I would absolutely LOVE one of your lemon drops!!! Let the good times roll!
And Liss... you KNOW I heard you. Sheesh, I think everyone west of the Mississippi heard you. You jersey girls got pipes!!!
heyya jilly... I know. I'm always good for picking up the trash off the floor after the party. I'm not tooo delicate for such unbecoming work. It's usually SE and I that get left to the 'fun'
I don't need no stinkin' help. I've crawled out of worse places then this............hand me my crown and I'll be on my way. Oh Jill, it's right there beside you. It must have fallen off and rolled under the table!
bwah hah hah ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
It must have fallen off and rolled under the table!
OMG
AND did you see Barb's initials down there
Jules Jersey pipes, yeah baby!
Oh juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules i have a pic for you
mmhmmm
you are gonna love it mama
is it that heavenly cousin of yours
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmers
Oh my nephew?
He is the latin luvah fo sho!
I was gonna show her a pic the babies
send it then lady...
funny mamas 'bout the crown under the table and barb's initials...
Or his grandfather. That is one sexy man there.
Here ya go, Julie... your lemon drop.
Enjoy!
Custard rice pudding... YUM. I've never had that. Sounds great, fig!
Yes just a little something that was mentioned earlier abouy how Jill is always ends up under the table. It's getting old already. Bar closes and we know where to look for Jill. Maybe Barb's initials have nothing to do with it. Far be it from me to ever start a rumor!
im a dessert girl
my clothes show it!!!!
and
i got a new recipe booklet with a recipe for frozen chocate mint pie!!!
yummmmmmmmmmm
Yeah figgy I want some of that puddin'
Puddin' and bean dip...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hey what did Brig bring?
YUM! Frozen pie. Reminds me of one of Oprah's favorite things from a few years back... frozen hot chocolate from some restaurant I can't remember. Mmhmmm. It was pretty good too. I had gotten the recipe. I'm such a dessert girl too. Love it for breakfast. With good coffee. Mmmmm.
sweet serendipity... i have two of their cookbooks. Yummy cakes that make me look like a pro baker.
It's no question that I'm an alcohol and sweets girl.
YAY BRIG living on the Ppink wild side
AND no rumor about BARB
sigh
it is just her initials nothing to do with her
sheeeeeit jillqueeniebutt knows ALL about it
How about some shrimps and crab legs.
How about some shrimps and crab legs.
I was married to the shrimp.
Beth has the crab legs................
Yummy rice pudding with rum soaked raisins.
Pepto! Sigh. Niiiiiiiiice.
i love desserts
i am going to order those cookbooks
and
i have a hot chocolate recipe to die for
it is so rich
we have it once a winter and live on the memory the rest of the time
i make a hot buttered rum cheesecake last year
delicious
Ooooooo, can I have that recipe??? The cheesecake one.
Yeah, I wondered how I got in on that box of wine but Sadeyez does like to share with me, no?
Barb
Oh Jill will be by ands she'll ptobably bring some of her regulars.
SE, you'll share with me, woncha??? Pleeeeeze?????
Oh you know it, Barb! I only brought white though...hope you don't mind.
I have to make a run now...pick up my D from work and take her home and stop for a new box of vino.
See ya in a taddy! And not with my baby daddy!
SE
I was ME, not Barb....asking you to share!!!
Started a little early, huh?
Ooops, sorry Jillybean! How did I get you mixed up with Barb? lol No, didn't start early. I just got back and figured you guys probably all pooped out and went to bed. Or somethin'.
Anyway, I know you love the white stuff so come on!
SE
Lissie: Was that you taking my Initials in Vain??? WHAAATTTT???
Barb
Yes, Barb, I do like to share. No fun drinking alone and here I can always count on my drinking buds.
SE
So is Beth still here? Is she still fully clothed?
SE
Yes, Barb, I do like to share. No fun drinking alone and here I can always count on my drinking buds.
SE
But...but....you usually share with ME!!! I brought tootsie roll pops and everything. Hmmmmmmmph!!!!
[quote=Briget]How about some shrimps and crab legs.
I was married to the shrimp.
Beth has the crab legs................
Oh I'm sorry I thought you said pimp but it was shrimp.......gotcha
Thanks for defending the honour of my INITIALS< Lis! I appreciate that!
Barb
Who's Pimpin' The Shrimp?
Barb
i will have to dig that recipe up
it was yummified
and
my rice pudding was goooooooooooooooood
and
that carson guy from how to look good naked was wearing a shirt that said CUBA
and
it made me think of you cookie
Yes, Barb, I do like to share. No fun drinking alone and here I can always count on my drinking buds.
SE
But...but....you usually share with ME!!! I brought tootsie roll pops and everything. Hmmmmmmmph!!!!
I'm pouring, I'm pouring!! Here, get it quick Jill! Geesh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your widdle feelings. I just stopped to get a fresh box on the way home.
See how much you mean to me?
SE
PS I'll take one of those chocolate tootsie roll pops. mmmmmmm
You knew, Jules!!! Yep... that's the one. Haha. You have their cookbooks. Cooooool.
I love real hot chocolate too. Especially the rich kind with cream and dark chocolate. Yep, in the winter, that hits the spot. I don't just have it once a year though. hee hee.
Desserts. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
My aunt made this cake last Christmas that I forgot about til just now. It was a sticky butter cake... all gooey. Have to get that recipe she uses, as I remember it only has a few ingredients.
SE, you can have as many pops as you'd like!!!
And, who likes pimply shrimp? Ick.
YUM real hot chocolate my mom makes it soo good.
Sticky butter cakes, yikes i feel my a$$ getting bigger just readiing about it
Awww Cuba t shirt
he just needed my hat
to go with it
yay
My shrimp does not have pimples.Sure I got them on a street corner.But they looked fine to me.LOL
Just put some hot sauce on them
Can you say GROSS????
YUCK!
Can you say GROSS????
YUCK!
I just threw up. I'm not sure I can ever look at shrimp the same way. Or crab legs for that matter, what with them being associated with Beth...
SE
what about better than sex cake
which i have to say
until recently
WAS better than the sex i was getting
hell
just the whipped cream topping was better
and
dayum
sears has ll coolj clothes
how very urban of them
Ha! DO you know at this point that we have way more posts than views? That rarely happens!
Barb
im shocked we haven't been shut down yet
back in the jamesjohn mlc days we had threads that would go for
what was that one lissie
20 pages?!?!?!?!?!?!
I had one party at Halloween that had over 400 posts. Mods never checked until the morning. That one was a blast! And yes - guys used to come to those parties all the time.
Barb
Coooooooooooooooooooooool. Hee hee.
Yeah, let's just order some sushi rolls now.
Thanks for everything today ladies
You are all such a blessing.
It was a great partay.
Have a great night everyone
see you guys soon
I had one party at Halloween that had over 400 posts. Mods never checked until the morning. That one was a blast! And yes - guys used to come to those parties all the time.
Barb
Where are our guys??? Especially, the snappy dressers.......
Ahhhhh, I miss them.
Yeah, like Ward, Kent and Lyle. All the good ones. I remember Kent coming as a Pirate - I loved that!
Barb
where the samhill are those dayum pool boys
and
cookie what is that store called
apostrophe
armegedeon
aunt annie
its with an a
WHAT IS IT?????
automatic
ANTHROPOLOGY!!!!!!!
got it
Night night Lis!
I am also toast from too much toasting from the big box of yummy liquid.
I am hitting the sack. Travelling again tommorrow.
Barb
i am trying to figure out what to make baboo when he comes home at 11
normally i keep a dish heating in the oven but we had sandwiches and mac and cheese for supper
no left overs
himmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yeah, like Ward, Kent and Lyle. All the good ones. I remember Kent coming as a Pirate - I loved that!
Barb
I was thinking, All, C2, Dawg..........our eye candy(and very snappy dressers, I might add.
I'm outta here too. Have an early hair appt tomorrow.
Toodles everyone.
Good night, Lissie and Barbie!
Hope your travels are good ones tomorrow, Barb.
Yeah I'm outta here to.I have to go to that place in the morning where they make me work.
Ya'll have a good night.
Good night, Brig!
hee hee.
Oh great, its only 7:50 now and everyones leaving!! sniff sniff its lonely here on the left coast
