> Winter in Massachusetts
> >> > DEAR DIARY:
> >> >
> >> > AUG. 1
> >> > Moved to our new home in Massachusetts.
> >> > It is so beautiful here. The city is so
> >> > picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
> >> > covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
> >> >
> >> > OCT. 14
> >> > New England is the most beautiful place
> >> > on earth. The leaves are turning all
> >> > different colors. I love the shades of red
> >> > and orange. Went for a ride through the
> >> > hills and saw some deer. They are so
> >> > graceful. Certainly they are the most
> >> > peaceful animals on earth. This must be
> >> > paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
> >> >
> >> > NOV. 11
> >> > Deer season will open soon. I can't
> >> > imagine anyone wanting to kill such
> >> > an elegant creature. The very symbol
> >> > of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will
> >> > snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
> >> >
> >> > DEC. 2
> >> > It snowed last night. Woke up to find
> >> > everything blanketed in white. It
> >> > looked like a postcard. Went outside
> >> > and cleaned snow off the steps and
> >> > shoveled the driveway. We had a
> >> > snowball fight today (I won).
> >> > When the snowplow came by we had
> >> > to shovel the driveway again.
> >> > What a beautiful place. Mother Nature
> >> > in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
> >> >
> >> > DEC. 12
> >> > More snow last night. I love it. The
> >> > snowplow did his trick again that
> >> > rascal). A winter wonderland.
> >> > I LOVE IT HERE.
> >> >
> >> > DEC. 19
> >> > Snowed again last night. Couldn't
> >> > get out of the driveway to get to work
> >> > this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
> >> > Damn Snowplow!
> >> >
> >> > DEC. 22
> >> > More of that white [censored] fell last night.
> >> > I've got blisters on my hands from
> >> > shoveling. I think the snowplow hides
> >> > around the corner and waits until I'm
> >> > done shoveling. That [censored]!
> >> >
> >> > DEC. 25
> >> > "White Christmas" my busted ass.
> >> > More snow. If I ever get my
> >> > hands on that son-of-a-bitch who
> >> > drives that snowplow, I swear I will
> >> > castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know
> >> > why they don't use more salt on this
> >> > freaking ice.
> >> >
> >> > DEC. 28
> >> > More of the same [censored] last night. Been
> >> > inside since Christmas day except for
> >> > when "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
> >> > Can't go anywhere. The car is buried
> >> > in a mountain of white [censored]. The
> >> > weatherman says expect another 10
> >> > inches of this [censored] tonight. Do you know
> >> > how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
> >> >
> >> > JAN. 1
> >> > Happy freaking New Year!. The
> >> > weatherman was wrong (AGAIN).
> >> > We got 34 inches of snow this
> >> > time. At this rate it won't melt until the
> >> > 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck
> >> > down the road and [censored] for brains had
> >> > the balls to come to the door and ask to
> >> > borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6
> >> > shovels already, shoveling out the [censored] he
> >> > plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th
> >> > shovel over his head.
> >> >
> >> > JAN. 4
> >> > Finally got out of the house today. Went
> >> > to the store to get food and on the way
> >> > back a deer ran out in front of the car and
> >> > I hit the damn *#! dear. Did about $3,000.00
> >> > damage to the car. Wish the hunters would
> >> > have killed them all last November.
> >> >
> >> > MAY 3
> >> > Took the car to the garage in town today.
> >> > Would you believe the body is rotting away
> >> > from all the salt they keep dumping
> >> > all over the roads. It really looks like a piece
> >> > of [censored].
> >> >
> >> > MAY 10
> >> > Moved to Florida today. I can't
> >> > imagine why anyone in their right
> >> > mind would want to live in the God forsaken
> >> > State of Massachusetts.
gotta love new england!!