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Posted By: fig holy crapola - 08/09/07 06:17 PM
I know I have a thread but I am tooooooooo lazy to search for it and it is a billion and four degrees with 110% humidity.

Ick

So...Target screwed up my pics (of the boys at mt. rushmore!!!!)But now they found themso that is good but I cameoutside to pirate for 10 seconds and theboys threw a beachball into thetv and broke the DVD payer...again!!!!!!!

Not as bad as thetime they threwfruity pebbles all over the kitchen (and we didn't even HAVE fruity pebblesso they went and bought someto do it) but,STILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sending them to the pool so I can clean and fix the dvd player and find Moonfluff Curfewbell and have a malibu and pineapple!!!!

Thursdays are tough!!!!

Posted By: inspiredjulie Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 06:33 PM
Wow, sounds like my kind of Thursday.
Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 06:35 PM
Quote:
Moonfluff Curfewbell


the name is bigger than the kitty.
Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 06:35 PM
Hi Jules
Posted By: bambam1970 Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 06:36 PM
Originally Posted By: fig

Thursdays are tough!!!!


And Mondays...and Tuesdays....and Wednesdays.....
Posted By: inspiredjulie Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 06:37 PM
Hi Liss... thanks for the insight to the kittie... I was wondering whatever moonfluff curfewbell could be. Was imagining a MONSTER.
Posted By: sofaraway Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 07:29 PM
Figgy, a clothesline and dog collars. Your boys will not cause any more problems after a day running back and forth on a leash in 100 degree weather....I'm just saying

Just dont forget a water bowl if you choose this method......


Ian
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 09:12 PM
Moonfluff Curfewbell is thesize of a ping pong ball!!!

Hi Jules!!! (smoooooooooooooooooch)

Ian...I think social services may be called with 2 boys on leashes!!!!! But...it IS an option!!!!!

I had two HUGE drinks and sent them to the library!!! the dvd player is fixed and frozen pizza ison for supper!!!

tadaaaaaaaaa

no blood or deaths!!!!

so far...so good!!!!
Posted By: BaseballAnnie Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 09:59 PM
Smooch my little pineapple muffin, you are amazing.

Only you could pull off cooking frozen pizza in the DVD player!

I love you!

Your wife
Posted By: inmyplace Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 10:02 PM
Hi Annie
Posted By: Mickey Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 10:11 PM
teach THEM to take are of the kitten. And don't let them pull the 'I don't have a dad' card. They will do it the rest of your life.


They do have a dad, he didn't do the right thing. That's not your fault, but don't let it haunt you the rest of your life. They will pull this on you if you let them. Boys are different...and we have to teach them. Teach them to be men. It is much harder than girls. Don't ever pet a boy or baby him. He learns quickly how to manipulate you.
Posted By: BaseballAnnie Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 10:14 PM
I like the closeline plan better.

(Hi, Mickey and IMP!)
Posted By: sofaraway Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 10:25 PM
Originally Posted By: BaseballAnnie
I like the closeline plan better.

(Hi, Mickey and IMP!)



yay Annie
Posted By: Mickey Re: holy crapola - 08/09/07 10:25 PM
Yes, but sadly, SS frowns on this.

Hi BA....Hope you are well.
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/11/07 04:08 PM
I know...I don't want my boys to be nancy boys. I am pretty strict (ask Cookie and Muffin...they hear it ont he phone and their laughter makes it hard for me to keep shooting fire from my eyes)

He has never pulled it before. It made my heart zing!!!

AND

I got a bill yesterday fromt eh clinic for my son's blood work (he had an ear infection which caused more lumps that they were concerned with as he had a tumor removed last year and so whenever his nodes are inflamed, they start testing everything and oncology specialists come in and blah blah blah)

anyway...

I get this bill and I actually open it which is strange becuase insurance covers everything but I opened it for soem reason yesterday and see this super big bill and that there is no inusrance payment...so I call the clinic and trhey say it is something with the insurance agency and to call them. So I do and it appears that that LSS tried to remove us from the insurance plan!!!! He is court ordered tp maintain insurance. So I explain this to wonderful divorced woman who raised 4 boys on her own and she promptly cancels pending removal and adds a change of address that is only accessible by a password and says that it is lucky I called becuase as of Monday, our insurance would have been canceled!!!

What a &^!@*@#*#(@)@)@***!!!!

I love LBS in places of power!!!!

And my mom is the same (sigh)

BUT...I think it's funny!!!


Annie...mty GORGEOUS wife!!! You would be amazed at what I can do with a frozen pizza and a soldering gun!!!! ;\)
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/12/07 11:47 PM
So I was at my mom's which in turn put me in a foul mood!!! Almost as bad as mowing side to side instead of up and down!!!!


I hate, that at 35, she still has this affect (or effect) on me!!!!
Posted By: swashy Re: holy crapola - 08/13/07 12:01 AM
That's their job fig! ;\)
Posted By: MotherMovingOn Re: holy crapola - 08/13/07 12:23 AM
smooooochies
Love,
A
Posted By: MotherMovingOn Re: holy crapola - 08/13/07 01:53 AM
So, who is coming to your place for Ren Fest?
Posted By: Going Solo Re: holy crapola - 08/13/07 05:43 PM
I'm still going to be out there.
Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/13/07 06:05 PM
whatever Matt.

I'm not going (sigh)

HAve fun, you better have so much fun, and take lots of pics
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/14/07 12:47 AM
I swear...if I didn't love lemonjello so much I might be ticked!!!

Swashy...you have no idea about my mother \:o

Althea...I love you. You should come. And you should come for thanksgiving and basically you should just come and live next door...you can'tlive with me becuase I would befollowing you like a puppy but next door so you could have some privacy from my adoration
Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/14/07 12:49 AM
Quote:
I swear...if I didn't love lemonjello so much I might be ticked!!!


And..................

My dad says lemonjello, and my nephew Josue, said it today too (sigh)

I bought him a yankees outfit today. ADORABLE
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 01:14 AM
I AM MAKING HIM A SHIRT!!!! oops...wasn't yelling just stuck on caps
Posted By: goal Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:03 AM
I LOVE THE NAME OF YOUR THREAD. IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
Posted By: sofaraway Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:08 AM
Hi figgy... love you darlin......
Posted By: inspiredjulie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:11 AM
OMG, I cannot believe that story about the ins. Girl, the big man upstairs is watching out for you! What a pr!ck!

Mmmm... lemon jello.
Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:13 AM
Hi Jules!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: sofaraway Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:14 AM
Lemonjello is the name of the baby....

Ebonics...pronounced- lemon-ja-lo

you dont eat it jules.....
Posted By: inspiredjulie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:15 AM
Hi Liss....

Ah, I see I was trying to be clever, jumping in in the middle of things and have put my foot in my mouth. Baby or food, sounds delightful!
Posted By: sofaraway Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:17 AM
Or Jules, maybe it is a special drink... like a toasted almond........
Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:19 AM
Jules you are so dang cute.

Lemonjello is not the baby's real name.

Figgy had a student, and as she was reading out loud the names she came across Lemon Jello

and she asked is this how you say your name? and he said no

Ebonics...pronounced- lemon-ja-lo
Posted By: Was2sad Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:39 AM
The "X" worked with a lady named Pa-Ja-Ma.

When asked, it was explained that her mom found her name in a J.C.Penney catalog.

She like the name Pajama

Posted By: inspiredjulie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 02:59 AM
Quote:
Figgy had a student, and as she was reading out loud the names she came across Lemon Jello

and she asked is this how you say your name? and he said no

Ebonics...pronounced- lemon-ja-lo


Ohhhh... I thought this was an urban legend. Really happened, huh. Thanks, Ian, for making fun of me. \:\)

Thanks for putting up w/ me fig and liss...
Posted By: inspiredjulie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 03:00 AM
Quote:
Or Jules, maybe it is a special drink... like a toasted almond........


Sounds nice, but I am out of amaretto and it isn't in my budget so for now I am settling for white russians. mmm...
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 04:48 PM
My brother has a student whose name in shi-tay-ad

spelled shithead!!!!!
Posted By: *KS*Chick* Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 05:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Lissie
Jules you are so dang cute.

Lemonjello is not the baby's real name.

Figgy had a student, and as she was reading out loud the names she came across Lemon Jello

and she asked is this how you say your name? and he said no

Ebonics...pronounced- lemon-ja-lo


You mean someone REALLY did that to their poor children? It's not a bad joke? I remembered reading the joke...kinda like the female thing (pronounced -- umm -- Femm--ollie)
Posted By: butterflymom Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 05:05 PM
I had a student once several years ago whose first name was LaRazor.


His last name was . . . . . .Sharp!

Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 05:07 PM
OMG!

I have a million of these

I have a patient that passed away (RIP)

his first name was Dios(God in spanish) and his last name was Jesus.
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 06:09 PM
my mom went to school with Frank Frank!!!!

I went to college with a girl whose last name was pronounced kootchie!!!!
Posted By: *KS*Chick* Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 06:20 PM
Used to work at a corp. travel agency....had a man call in with the last name Fuch (pronounced fewck).....and we had to say Good afternoon Mr. blahblahblah....
Posted By: Going Solo Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 08:40 PM
When I was on the helpdesk, we had a client whose name was Michael Hunt. Mike for short.

(Posted from somewhere in Ohio. Not sure exactly where since most of it looks alike...)
Posted By: *KS*Chick* Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 08:48 PM
Ha ha -- that's funny because I used to work for a real jerk whose name was Mike Hawk.....say that one out loud ;\)
Posted By: Lissie Re: holy crapola - 08/15/07 08:52 PM
Oh Matt, that is horrible.
Posted By: fig Re: holy crapola - 08/16/07 02:37 PM
It makes me think of the wedding singer when her character's name was going to be Julia Goolia!!!!

Posted By: *KS*Chick* Re: holy crapola - 08/16/07 03:32 PM
LOL!!!!!!
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