On we go

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61. I'll make you laugh until you pass Latte through your nose

62. I can talk about urinary tract infections

63.I can drive and talk at the same time

64. I'll tell you how fat your girlfriends are

65. I prefer corn to porn

66. I can use chopsticks

67.I can pronounce "long term relationship"

68. I won't fav any of your friends

69. I don't live in my parents basement

70. My kids are old enough that I don't care whether they like you or not.

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71. I can fake an orgasm too.

73. I believe that good communication is the key to staying out of deep sh!t.

74. I won't dump you by text message

75. My feet don't smell

76.I'll tell my friends "she's not that kind of girl"

77. I have a current copy of my last blood tests

78. I won't sit in your cats chair

79. You can tell me what to wear

80. My car is paid for and still has most of it's hubcaps.

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Oops... 72. I have an eye for retail

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81. I too worship Dr Oz

82. my wages aren't garnished

83. my ex thinks I'm dead

84. I can cry without having to drop something heavy on my foot

85. I know fine dining means two forks

86. I have a suit somewhere in my closet

87. I'm not Jian Ghomeshi

88. I know a coffee meet is not a date

89. I can fake a foreign accent

90. I know a beer store run is not considered travel

91. I love IKEA too

92. I'll give you a discount on therapy

93. I own nail clippers...both finger and toe nail

94. I am incredibly patient unless you get on my nerves

95. I read those things that you have to turn the page for.

96. I'm modestly awesome

97. I can inhale and exhale independently

98. my friends would describe me as perfect for you

99. I'll drop you at the gym

100. Did I mention that I really am divorced?

There it is finished and never ever to be done again...100 Reasons Why Women Online Should Want To Meet Me

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Damn... that was fun!
Btw, Photo Lady came online seconds after I messaged her. She stayed for awhile. My message would have been right at the top of her inbox. No message and no view of my profile. Such is life...moving on!

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Profile gems of the day,

If I make you breakfast in bed… A simple 'Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this 'How did you get into my house?' business.

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Hey WI,

I see you are spending a decent amount of time on the online dating sites. I am just wondering what your initial messages are like? I ask, because I have found that I get a lot more replies if my message is witty, no pressure and somewhat random. I used to put a lot of thought into it. Now, I will send something based loosely on one of their interests, and throw in a simple question. I use a few sentences, at most. I try to use interesting wording, or something I feel that the other guys maybe wouldn't say. Remember, attractive women that you would like to contact, are the same women that EVERY other guy wishes to contact. Their inbox is FULL of guys like you or me. Your message needs to stand out from the pack. Just food for thought

Cheers!

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I'm getting replies about 70% of the time. I do the witty thing, respond to specifics from their profile messages and doing that pretty much puts you ahead of the majority of guys who write "you sound interesting" or "you're hot!" lol. No problem getting replies.

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A new profile gem:

"Looking for a man who has sense of humour, patient, sincere, and most of all welcomes my son to come and join us on our dates"

sign me up lol!

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Well, I signed up for Match.com today. They offered it to me for $10 a month so I figure that's a cup of coffee a week. Anyway, I found a nice SDA lady looking for an SDA man, so I messaged her. We shall see. Btw, my first "wink" was from a hooker...block!
Hey, why do women from all over the damn planet want to message me? I don't get the point. Do they have nothing better to do? I got a "like" from a 30 year old...c'mon! I gotta figure out how to stop those communications, they're just a friggin' nuisance. Anyway, onwards and upwards...I hope.