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A friend of mine gave me the phone number of a witch that she suggests I contact to put a spell on my H. I am totally serious. I am considering it. Why not try everything???

She will also make me a love potion perfume.


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zombies, speedo wearing eggplants, dead cats, witches spells and love potions... what on earth is this forum turning into? crazy


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Don't forget the hamster eating dog that didn't actually eat the hamster


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Originally Posted By: BklynMom
A friend of mine gave me the phone number of a witch that she suggests I contact to put a spell on my H. I am totally serious. I am considering it. Why not try everything???

She will also make me a love potion perfume.


Imagine you're hurrying home with the love potion and you accidently spill it on the garbage man!

Hey, how about a voodoo doll for that woman your husband hangs with?

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zombies, speedo wearing eggplants, dead cats, witches spells and love potions... what on earth is this forum turning into? crazy


Is any of this weirder than our sitches?

Barely...back me up on this - we're not totally in La La land!

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Don't forget the Star Wars themed confectionaries.


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I'm refocusing today on continuing the march from Jersey to LA (as Mach spelled it out to G-monk) for me, W and kids. I need to keep a bunch of mantras simultaneously broadcasting in my head and heart (you know, like the Dear Leader does for his people in North Korea): step...listen, step...listen, step...listen, step....listen

- pray and listen for divine whispers
- focus on me
- change what I need to change in me to lead a better life
- show the kids a noble life
- be the pillar of strength my W can latch onto when she needs to

This requires constant attention because I'm taking everything in my life out and looking at it, then I find that I get confused, have doubts, talk to everyone here, then somehow manage to get it together for more marching.

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Originally Posted By: rickb89
Originally Posted By: 2thepoint
zombies, speedo wearing eggplants, dead cats, witches spells and love potions... what on earth is this forum turning into? crazy


Is any of this weirder than our sitches?

Barely...back me up on this - we're not totally in La La land!


This sounds like a party to me!! We could have bklyn's witch come and make us all love potions and teach us how to put spells on the OW/OM in our sitchs... Labug can bring the wookie cookies.... Mnky can bring LOTR b/c Bug confessed she's never seen them...
And everyone can dress comfortably instead of always trying to look our best, or we could just wear our underware like 2TP has started to do around his house!

Who's in??


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I'm there!


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Purg....you're reminding me of the guys in Animal House. Replace togas with underwear? Okay, but only if I can wear some Winnie the Pooh briefs.

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