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You live in Alaska. Winter is approaching. It is time to secure your balls somewhere safer than in the hands of a monkey.

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As they should be matey!!! LOL Is that how you spell matey???? ummmm... ARRRRRRR


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Hey, I went to the Portland Pirate Festival today and it was great. Yar!

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I'm envious. Was it a pretty big event?

I'm just taking a break from tree triming. I've got to get that pole saw.

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Saturday (September 19) was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. But not everyone played along.


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Originally Posted By: Grace_O
I'm envious. Was it a pretty big event?


Bevis and Butthead say: he he, you said 'pretty big event' he he


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Who? wink

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I'm envious. Was it a pretty big event?

They set the world record for most pirates gathered in one place - 1651!

I wish they would try to break that record in Somalia - and someone could do a follow up record for most pirates made peaceful with a Daisy Cutter.

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They set the world record for most pirates gathered in one place - 1651!


Was that the year or the number of pirates?

(there wasn't a pirate icon so I used the smiley with one eye closed)


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