Quick Fix Magic Bullet for MLC

[kjensen]

Nobody expects the ....Swine Flu!

[Jack_Three_Beans]

LOL, I'll have to use that one.

As an aside, should there ever be a zombie virus...I'm shooting my friend in the head right after she says she's not contagious anymore.

[smith18]

In the event of a zombie virus...I hope you arm yourself with something other than that hand cannon. It's all about quantity, not quality.

[Jack_Three_Beans]

.22 targeting pistol.

All about the ability to replace/find ammo,and noise discipline.

Cutlass and crowbar.

[smith18]

XW took all the pistols and left me with just the .22 rifle and a pellet gun. I was hoping to get by with just pepper spray. Am I going to be zombie food?

[Jack_Three_Beans]

ZombieKibble...I mean Kerry.

No...you won't. You should stock up on alot of potables and canned goods, and let me know where you live for when I make my supply runs south.

[Grace_O]

Just don't forget the double tap....

[Jack_Three_Beans]

What scyophant apple polisher thought this one up?

Seriously?

A little diddy from the animated Lord of the Rings.

"We just do what the Dark Lord says.
Where there's a whip;
There's a way!"

hrnmmm

actually...
It's not to far off from marriage...

[Jack_Three_Beans]

I need an impartial eye toward the following letter. Thanks in advance.

Dear Play List director at KGOT 101.3,

I understand that popularity must be king in a market as hard to cater to and as diverse as Anchorage Alaska, similar in scope as trying to find a niche in Tenney, MN. population 6 by the way.

Look, I am worried that should anything happen to the Black Eyed Peas your random and vibrant playlist of 6 most popular songs songs will suffer.

What would happen if you wore out the "I Got a Feeling - Tonights Going to be a good Night" CD...and I tell you, from hearing that song every 10 minutes on your diverse radio station it is a very likely possibility.

You need to conserve a song like that, play such a meaningful song maybe once every week.

Or....did someone there lose a bet to another radio station? If that is the case, you must ask yourself...is keeping my end of the bet worth the possible decline of my radio stations popularity?

Thank you, while I wouldn't say I am a fan of KGOT, I would say I'm a man one song shy of firebombing your corporate offices.

Sincerely,
Mach

[fisherman]

LMFAO!!!